ABOUT
Hi, I'm Angie.
In a world overrun with exclusive companions, luxury girlfriends, and elite escorts, I am humbled to welcome you to my totally normal, run-of-the-mill, top of the bell curve, unexceptional existence. If you're looking for Toronto's best kept secret or Southwestern Ontario's ultimate girlfriend or Canada's it-girl, you will not find her here. Expect mediocrity of the utmost caliber.
I'm originally from the south of France but moved to the States as a youngin' and then to Canada for university. I've lived in North America long enough to have lost my adorable French accent (but can put one on for the duration of our date, if that's your kink). I have a degree in life sciences and outside of this sexy (secret) sanctuary, I work in research and marketing.
How did I end up here?
Most great superheroes have a harrowing origin story. Unfortunately, my therapist tells me being a superslut does not count as a superpower, which explains why my whoredom origin story is so banal. I applied to join an escort collective a little over two years ago when I was bored at work one day. I was curious to see what was going on in this little world and as it turns out, fucking strangers is fun! I've stayed involved in the industry because I'm a hedonist at heart with a predilection for debauchery and bacchanalia, always chasing the next eroticism-fueled high.
In my spare time, I love to read, listen to podcasts, make cocktails, and cook (often followed by quietly disposing of the inedible meal I've prepared and ordering delivery instead). After work, you'll find me cycling by the lake and spending as much time outdoors as my schedule allows.
At heart, I'm just a gal looking for a good time. I'm interested in getting to know you, sharing a glass of wine (or your drink of choice) and some playful banter, and seeing what kind of trouble we can get into.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
Age
Mid 20s
Measurements (aka boobs?)
30C, 27, 33
Background
French (de France!)
Dress size
XS or S (size 0-2)
Hair
Brown
Shoe size
8
Eyes
Brown
Tattoos
None
Height
5'4"
Piercings
Ears
Body type
Athletic with an appropriate amount of body fat
Education
BSc in life sciences (to pleasure the body, one should probably know the body), Data Science masters in progress
Languages
French and conversational Spanish. Lovers who can whisper sweet nothings in a different language especially welcome.
Orientation
Bisexual and bikesexual
Available to
Individuals of all gender, race, ethnicity, religious belief, ability, etc. Whether you are a genuine gentleman, wanton woman, kinky couple, or fabulous folx, I would love to meet you.
WHO IN THE WORLD AM I?
I realize it is difficult to get a sense of someone's personality from a website or Twitter profile. I've therefore amassed these tidbits & Proust prompts so you can make an educated guess as to who the hell I am, and whether we might be compatible.